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一年夏季中午时分,天气十分炎热,有位风水先生,身背着罗盘,从深山中行走至赵姓门前,坐在门洞中休息,又热又渴,急向里边讨凉水喝。里边人出来一看说,同你取凉水去。
  
  风水先生等了好久,渴得心如火烧,连催几次,主人方才送了一碗凉水出来,水面上洒了好多谷糠。风水先生渴得不行,恨不能一口吞到腹中。谁知水面浮有谷糠,必须用口吹之,方能小小的喝一点,不得大口往肚子里吞,一直喝了大半天,方将这碗凉水喝完,人才觉得爽快。风水先生暗想,同你要点凉水,你都不爽爽快快的拿来,拿出来了,水面上还洒些糠,令人难喝下,真正可恼可恨。
  
  抬头往院里一看,只见里面停了一口棺材,便问老太太说,里院棺材停的是你何人。老太太说,是我当家的。风水先生心想,我泄恨的机会来了,即说,我是看风水的,新近在前面山中,看到一块好穴地,如果你没择妥风水,可以用那块地。老太太一听,说,待我同儿子商议商议,即请风水先生到家中同她儿子相见,大家很欢喜,从此就用了那块穴地将他父亲安葬了,风水先生亦告辞而去。
  
  这家葬坟不到三日,忽然坟后面被大风吹起一堵围墙来了,好像一条龙,旁边冲出一条水沟,绕坟而行,好像天公与他修改风水一般。这家自从入葬以后,家产年增,诸凡如意,不到几年,居然成了巨富,合家常常感谢这位风水老先生。
  
  再说这位风水先生,过了十年,又走到这里,想起往事,暗忖,赵姓经过十年,大概总得全部败光,家破人亡了。原来他所指点的地方是个绝户穴。
  
  当他走到讨凉水喝的地方一看,房子也新了,大门也新,修的非常好,暗想一定是赵姓卖给了别的人家。走到门口,正好从门里走出一位壮年人来,一手就把风水先生拉住,倒把这位风水先生吓了一跳,以为人家知道了他的恶意,要同他算帐哩。哪知少年说,先生,你可来啦,我家总想谢你,总是问你不到,快请进我家里来吧。
  
  风水先生到了赵宅,赵宅款以上宾之礼,并说,多谢你给我看的好风水,自从葬在那里后,家中处处顺,这十年来真是好,弄得风水先生莫明其妙,只好含糊答应之。食毕,风水先生说,我们再到坟上去看看。
  
  到了坟上一看,倒把风水先生吃了一惊,原来这块坟地,好似移山倒海似的大变化了,这种活龙活水,绝非人力所能为,极坏的风水,目下已改成极好的风水了,不但发富,而且还发贵。
  
  风水先生天良发现,对赵先生说,当年这块地,原是一块绝户穴,谁葬在这里,不到十年,就要家败人亡,必成了绝户。因为当年走到贵府门口,又热又渴,向尊府讨点凉水喝,尊府慢慢的送来,这还不算,又在水面上洒了些谷糠,龌龊的不得了,想不喝又渴,喝又喝不进,只气得我无处发泄,所以把这块绝户穴送给你,本来为的是泄愤。今者,上天把风水给你改好,府上必定是积德之家,否则绝不会这样,仍望尊府多积阴德,以迎天祥,小老儿这是向你真心实告,作为忏悔赎罪。
  
  赵先生说,你错会了意啦,因为你正热得不得了,如果急急的给你凉水喝,你一定会大口吞下,身里热被凉水一激,内脏就会激出病来,所以家母叫慢慢给你水,还要上面洒些糠,使你不得不慢慢喝。风水先生一听,作揖曰,莫怪天公作美,原来你家行善,无微不至,天助善家,真不虚也。赵姓欲厚赠之,风水先生不受,告辞而去。赵氏至今子孙绵延,富贵不绝,而这个绝户坟,也成了黎川名胜之一。

 

 

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The man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer
things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a
meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him,
like so many others had done before.

“Leave me alone,” he growled… To his amazement, the woman continued
standing. She was smiling — her even white teeth displayed in dazzling
rows.

“Are you hungry?” she asked.

“No,” he answered sarcastically. “I’ve just come from dining with the
president… Now go away.”

The woman’s smile became even broader.

Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm. “What are you doing,
lady?” the man asked angrily. “I said to leave me alone.

Just then a policeman came up. “Is there any problem, ma’am?” he asked.

“No problem here, officer,” the woman answered. “I’m just trying to get
this man to his feet. Will you help me?”

The officer scratched his head. “That’s old Jack. He’s been a fixture
around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?”

“See that cafeteria over there?” she asked. “I’m going to get him something
to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile.”

“Are you crazy, lady?” the homeless man resisted. “I don’t want to go in
there!” Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up.

“Let me go, officer. I didn’t d o anything..”

“This is a good deal for you, Jack,” the officer answered. “Don’t blow it.”

Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got
Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner. It was
the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left
and the lunch bunch had not yet arrived.

The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table. “What’s
going on here, officer?” he asked.”What is all this, is this man in
trouble?”

“This lady brought this man in here to be fed,” the policeman answered.

“Not in here!” the manager replied angrily. “Having a person like that here
is bad for business.”

Old Jack smiled a toothless grin. “See, lady. I told you so. Now if you’ll
let me go. I didn’t want to come here in the first place.”

The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled. “Sir, are you
familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?”

“Of course I am,” the manager answered impatiently. “They hold their weekly
meetings in one of my banquet rooms.”

“And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these weekly
meetings?”

“What business is that of yours?”

I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company.”

“Oh..”

The woman smiled again.. “I thought that might make a difference.”

She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a laugh. “Would you like to
join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?”

“No thanks, ma’am,” the officer replied. “I’m on duty.”

“Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?”

“Yes, ma’ am. That would be very nice.”

The cafeteria manager turned on his heel. “I’ll get your coffee for you
right away, officer.”

The officer watched him walk away… “You certainly put him in his place,”
he said.

“That was not my intent… Believe it or not, I have a reason for all
this.”

She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest. She stared
at him intently.

“Jack, do you remember me?”

Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes. “I think so — I mean
you do look familiar.”

“I’m a little older perhaps,” she said. “Maybe I’ve even filled out more
than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very
door, cold and hungry.”

Ma’am?” the officer said questioningly. He couldn’t believe that such a
magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry.

“I was just out of college,” the woman began. “I had come to the city
looking for a job, but I couldn’t find anything. Finally I was down to my
last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment. I walked the
streets for days. It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I saw
this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to
eat.”

Jack lit up with a smile. “Now I remember,” he said. “I was behind the
serving counter. You came up and asked me if you could work for something
to eat. I said that it was against company policy.”

“I know,” the woman continued. “Then you made me the biggest roast beef
sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go
over to a corner table and enjoy it. I was afraid that you would get into
trouble. Then, when I looked over and saw you put the price of my food in
the cash register, I knew then that everything would be all right…”

“So you started your own business?” Old Jack said.

“I got a job that very afternoon. I worked my way up. Eventually I started
my own business that, with the help of God, prospered.” She opened her
purse and pulled out a business card. “When you are finished here, I want
you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He’s the personnel director of my
company. I’ll go talk to him now and I’m certain he’ll find something for
you to do around the office.”

She smiled. “I think he might even find the funds to give you a little
advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you
get on your feet. If you ever need anything, my door is always open to
you.”

There were tears in the old man’s eyes. “How can I ever thank you?” he
asked.

“Don’t thank me,” the woman answered. “To God goes the glory. He led me to
you.”

Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance
before going their separate ways. “Thank you for your help officer,” she
said.

“On the contrary, Ms. Eddy,” he answered. “Thank you. I saw a miracle
today, something that I will never forget, and thank you for the coffee.”

Hearing Aid

A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

“Here’s what you do” said the Doctor,”stand about 40 feet away from her…, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.”

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, “I’m about 40 feet away, let’s see what happens.”

Then in a normal tone he asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?
No response..

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her… ‘Honey, what’s for dinner?’

“Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, CHICKEN!”

Nichijou 日常

日常是一部日本动漫

《日常》:女高中生机器人东云名乃,对自己是机器人而且背上装着大发条而感到自卑,而她身边是一些“非日常”的人物,比如自称是博士的8岁萝莉等等。主人公与身边形形色色的人们过着离奇却又搞笑的日常生活,充满爆笑内容以及个性鲜明的角色们也都是本作的亮点。

What a marvellous answer!!!!!

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to
the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.

The mechanic shouted across the garage,” Hello Doctor!! Please come over here for a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So doctor, look at this. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ’em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one… So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work? ”

The doctor leaned over and whispered to the mechanic…..

Doctor said: “Try to do it when the Engine is RUNNING”

Tuesday

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When the person experiences difficulties, with the help and support of others, they can be a light of life, for yourself as well as to others!

I like to watch Tuesday report: I want to live. A weekly special on the current subjects in everyday walks of life on channel 8

A programme regards to the pain of losing one loves, and their story. With the help of some kind people, they are able to walk out from grief and darkness.

I really like the following phases showing in the programme:

Seek not to terminate a life of adversity but to live it thorough it with stoicism

当人遇到困难时,有人帮忙扶持,指点明灯,为自己指路时同也为了他人!

我有追看[星期二特写: 我要活着],关于失去亲人的痛苦,她们的故事。 幸好遇到一些好心人的帮助下,重心出发,走出阴霾。

我很喜欢以下的一短话:

生命的艰难

不是结束它

而且坚强的撑下去